Lady Ocalats Astrology 2026
LADY OCALAT’S
ASTROLOGICAL
MONTHLY
GEMINI
May 20th - June 20th
The most dangerous sign of the zodiac is
Gemini, and that’s not just relegated to the shit
that comes out of their mouths.
As one of the three “Mutable” signs of the
zodiac, Gemini plays heavily in the charts of
serial killers.
Examples:
*Jeffrey Dahmer. He made great chocolate
(if you know you know)
*David Berkowitz “Son of Sam” killer.
“I didn’t want to hurt them, I only wanted to kill them.”
*Kenneth Bianchi “The Hillside Strangler”
“Why is it wrong to get rid of some fuckin’ cunts?”
Well, “Mr. Strangler”, I think we did. YOU.
(He is currently serving a life sentence)
Reasoning behind the whole “serial killer”
thing is this ; Geminis have a lesser sense of
morality than most, and confusion about what
is right or wrong. They do whatever they want,
seeking attention at all costs. They also can
possess a massive superiority complex. A
Gemini serial killer believes he will never be
caught or punished for their actions, with an
unwavering faith in their own cleverness. The
smartest one in the room.
They also have the ability to lead a double life
. Anybody with a Gemini boyfriend will attest
to this.
The ability to alter their plans on the fly to
commit their murders is another stunning trait
of the Gemini serial killer.
Your Gemini significant other does the same
damn thing and
you know it.
Without the murder part, that is.
But, what about the non serial killer Geminis?
Those individuals who exist in our lives on a
day to day basis.
Ruled by Mercury, Geminis can be impulsive,
nosy, sarcastic, indecisive, flighty, moody,
anxious, manipulative, inconsistent, childish,
scattered, superficial, and materialistic.
They can also be curious, charming, adaptable,
outgoing, and intelligent.
That is the dual nature of the sign of Gemini,
The Twins. They can exhibit 2 contrasting
personalities and multi-faceted nature,
sometimes appearing outgoing and sociable,
and other times displaying introverted and
introspective tendencies. This duality can make
the Gemini seem unpredictable, as their moods
can change rapidly.
Their ever active minds can sometimes make it
difficult for them to focus on a single task,
leading to a tendency for restlessness and
distraction, decision making , or settling on a
definitive choice.
(Don’t ask a Gemini which restaurant you both
should go to. You‘ll starve to death)
Although they are notorious for being the “Life
of the Party”, their love of change makes them
serial cheaters. (I had to get that word “serial”
back into the mix)
But, do all Geminis lie and cheat? Certainly not
all. I’m married to a marvelous Gemini man.
I also know Geminis who are sparkling, lovely
people, but there is a THING with some of
them, and it’s pretty glaring if you study this
shit like I do.
Other negative traits of a Gemini include:
1. They are 2-headed, and suffer from Bi-polar
and narcissistic disorders.
2. Extremely obnoxious, annoying, and
ungrateful
3. They’re often mean for no reason.
4. Argumentative. They are always right.
5. Very immature. Whenever they don’t get
their way, they pout like babies.
6. Really clingy, controlling, womanizing
psychopaths that never apologize (REALLY
apologize) to you.
Exhibit “A”: Kanye West. A textbook Gemini;
preventing his current fling, Bianca Censori,
from accessing social media, he claims it is to
“protect her.”
And who can forget the now infamous 2009
MTV VMA awards, where he rushed the stage
to steal the moment (Best video by a female
artist) from the lovely Taylor Swift who was
just a kid. Thank you to Beyonce for saving the
day. What a jerk.
Then in 2016 he releases the song, “Famous”.
In that song he actually says, “I feel like me
and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made
that bitch famous.”
First of all Kanye, it’s “Taylor and I”. If you
are going to be an insufferable asshole, at least
get your grammar right. Geez.
And on the impulsive, flighty side of a Gemini
there is the lovely Angelina Jolie.
“I dropped my pants in a tattoo parlor in
Amsterdam. I woke up in a waterbed with this
funky-looking dragon with a blue tongue on my
hip. I realized I made a mistake , so a few
months later, I got a cross to cover it. Now,
when my pants hang low, it looks like I’m
wearing a dagger.”
Well, at least the only ass that was messed with
was her own, instead of Brad Pitt.
Since he is such a jackass, I am back to Kanye.
Here are some famous Gemini Kanye quotes
that epitomize this astrological sign (sadly).
1. “I feel like I’m too busy writing history to
read it.”
2. “I liberate minds with my music. That’s way
more important than liberating a few people
from apartheid or whatever.”
And my absolute favorite:
“My greatest pain in life is that I will never be
able to see myself perform live.”
God. I’ve never wanted to kick someone in the
nuts more than this guy.
I guess I should probably talk about the
awesome Geminis out there. Morgan Freeman
is one.
Here is a Morgan quote.
“Is there a movie I should have won an Oscar
for? Yeah. All of them.”
And another Gemini. Marilyn Monroe.
“Sometime things fall apart, so that better
things can fall together.”
One more for the road from Marilyn.
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and
it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than
absolutely boring.”
Well said, Marilyn. That’s how I live my life.
Carpe diem. Seize the day.
Later. Stay tuned for my next column on the
astrological sign of Cancer.
GOOD DAYS: Nov. 22, 23, 24, and Dec.19, 20
DIFFICULT DAYS: December 5, 6
MENTAL CLARITY: November 27, 28
Lady Ocalat is a Professional Astrologist,
Reiki Master, Minister, Paranormal Investigator, and Tarot Reader.
She can be reached at 218-722-2240,
or at Lady Ocalat’s Emporium in downtown Duluth.
www.ladyocalat.com
www.ladyoparanormal.com
Lady Ocalat is a Professional Astrologist,
Reiki Master, Minister, and Tarot Reader.
She can be reached at 218-722-2240,
or at Lady Ocalat’s Emporium in downtown Duluth.
www.ladyocalat.com
Till we meet again…
Lady Ocalat is a Professional Astrologist,
Reiki Master, Minister, and Tarot Reader.
She can be reached at 218-722-2240,
or at Lady Ocalat’s Emporium in downtown Duluth.
www.ladyocalat.com
Till we meet again…
Lady Ocalat is a Professional Astrologist,
Reiki Master, Minister, and Tarot Reader.
She can be reached at 218-722-2240,
or at Lady Ocalat’s Emporium in downtown Duluth.
www.ladyocalat.com
As I always say: keep your words in good order and keep your thoughts in good order. Live to Learn, Learn to Love, and Love to Live!
Till we meet again…
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Keep your words in good order and keep your thoughts in good order.
Live to Learn, Learn to Love, and love to Live!
Lady Ocalat is a practicing Third Degree High Priestess of the Craft, a clairvoyant, and psychic empath, Liensed Minister, Reiki Master,Professional Astrologist,Tarot instructor, Witchcraft Teacher, Trained Exorcist, and Team Leader of L.O.P.I. Lady Ocalat's Paranormal Investigations.
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