Lady Ocalats Astrology 2026
LADY OCALAT’S
ASTROLOGICAL
MONTHLY
PISCES
February 19th- March 20th
As the last sign of the zodiac, Pisces
embodies a bit of all the other signs.
In other words, they’re nuts.
Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
Their element is water. Any chance to cry
they are on it. After all, as the twelfth sign
of the zodiac, they reside in the house of
sorrows. Any chance to throw you under the
bus, ditto. Any chance to play the victim or
the martyr? Well, you get the drift. They are
experts at the art of self-undoing.
Their quality is mutable. Which just means
wishy-washy and infuriating. They tolerate
everything, because they can’t figure out
how to do anything about it.
Their symbol is the fishes. One swimming
one way, and the other swimming in the
opposite direction (really, this is too easy for
me). Bottom feeders, piranha, sharks. Fish
are resistant, not realistic. They have a
paralyzing fear of change. They really don’t
feel they deserve anything, and settle for
less(loser magnets).
Their ruler is Neptune. Isn’t he a forgotten
God of the Sea?
I think we once had a statue of him in
Duluth, and some asshole burned it down.
Probably in retaliation of being treated
like shit by a Pisces.
Their favorite hobby is stealing Gramma’s
meds.
Their dream job is being a Professional
mourner at a funeral.
Their key phrases are: “What was I just
doing?” or “I’m so confused.”
Pisceans are sensitive to the point of
ridiculousness.
You sneeze, they feel offended in advance,
you are probably sick, because they gave
you a cold, since they were around a toddler
3 weeks ago. They will gear up expecting
you to blame them. You are clueless,
because, oh, I don’t know, you’re NORMAL!
They are self-sacrificing.
“You go on ahead. I need to do laundry anyway.”
“I’m probably not as pretty as your last
girlfriend, so I understand if you don’t
take me anywhere.”
“I don’t remember you telling me to put oil
in the car. You don't understand. I dance
between the worlds. I’m psychic.”
Psychic, my ass. Bluffers and cons. All they
have to do is get the typical wistful Piscean
look in their eyes (they all have it (an
important clue for you!) and then they
spout off about being side-tracked by
everyone’s aura, or “I would have been here
earlier, but the Angels told me to clean my
fridge out.”
Hold your ground. They have no conviction,
so it shouldn’t take long for them to
apologize, and morph into some other
weird-ass form of themselves. Pray it’s a
good one.
This is NOT a mind-oriented sign, but one of
feelings and instinct. That’s why you’ll catch
them running through your contacts on
Facebook, or checking up on your Instagram
likes.
They will hold you responsible for shit you
did 5 years before you even met their sorry
asses.
Pisceans are the Trolls on the internet,
hiding in Mom’s basement certain that Alex
Jones is sending nukes to Antarctica so that
we can conquer the alien invasion set to
arrive in the year 2027.
They are Never Trumpers, but they were
also Never Hillary. They just don’t like to
have to make choices, so they voted for
Beyonce. That’s why she’s pregnant!!!!
The power of the Pisces, see? That’s how
their minds work. Geez.
If you argue with a Pisces, they will flip their
viewpoint a half dozen times. You can have
fun with this, as you watch them slip into a
state of rote agreement. Prove your
argument, and the Pisces simply retreats
into a convenient world of fantasy.
Mindblowing.
“Look! Can you see Jesus in that cloud?”
No, but I see my foot up your ass.
The Pisces man is a natural born liar. He has
honed lying to a fine art. He’ll tell you he
was at his friend’s house talking about
material for the book he plans to write
Translation; the only writing he did was the
phone number of a sleazy stripper on a
cocktail napkin. Don’t panic. You’ll find it in
his jeans.He’s too forgetful to actually
remember to cover up his cheating.
If he hasn’t found his chosen career by his
late 20’s, forget it. You can look forward to a
virtual reality “gamer” who is on level 14 of
some ridiculous zombie invasion. Or,he’ll tell
you he plans on making his fortune by
winning the lottery. If you don’t mind being
the breadwinner, and the adult, go for it.
This guy was meant for you.
The Piscean woman practices the fine art of
delusion. Every man she sees is potentially
“the one!” She will insist to her friends that
he’s her “soul mate” or “one true love”.
She has kissed plenty of toads to get to
Prince Charming, but the trouble is, she
doesn’t really look any farther than the
swamp.
Ideal potential boyfriends for a Pisces:
Leon, up from Chicago on a heroin deal.
Her own mother’s boyfriend.
Her best friend’s boyfriend.
Her girlfriend. Pisceans are diverse.
Their Professor. “When he lectures, I know
he’s speaking to only me!”
Of course, if you are demented
unemployable, a narcissistic-sociopath, a
pathetic mama’s boy, or a felon, this kind of
Pisces chick is ideal for you.
Pisceans are not physically very healthy; too
much attention on emotions, and not their
physical bodies.
They can suffer from allergies and PTSD
and fibromyalgia, and chronic fatigue, and
being bi-polar, and having to have a service
dog, etc. They have a sensitive nervous
system, and pick up the energies of others
easily. In short, they end up looking like a
giant ant, or Sheldon Cooper. It’s really not
their fault. They are a massive sponge
picking up the energy of everything around
them.
They are the co-dependents in any
relationship, but they are also the ones who
donate to charities relentlessly, volunteering
to serve Christmas Eve dinner to the less
fortunate, knitting hats and gloves for
children in need, caring for a disabled
parent or loved one . Damn it!
They go where others fear to tread. I can’t
imagine a world without them. God bless
the Piscean and all their marvelous little
quirks.
GOOD DAYS: February 25, 26, 27
MENTAL CLARITY: February 25-March
12
DIFFICULT DAYS: March 10, 11, 12
Till we meet again…
Lady Ocalat is a Professional Astrologist,
Reiki Master, Minister, and Tarot Reader.
She can be reached at 218-722-2240,
or at Lady Ocalat’s Emporium in downtown Duluth.
www.ladyocalat.com
Till we meet again…
Lady Ocalat is a Professional Astrologist,
Reiki Master, Minister, and Tarot Reader.
She can be reached at 218-722-2240,
or at Lady Ocalat’s Emporium in downtown Duluth.
www.ladyocalat.com
GOOD DAYS: Nov. 22, 23, 24, and Dec.19, 20
DIFFICULT DAYS: December 5, 6
MENTAL CLARITY: November 27, 28
Lady Ocalat is a Professional Astrologist,
Reiki Master, Minister, Paranormal Investigator, and Tarot Reader.
She can be reached at 218-722-2240,
or at Lady Ocalat’s Emporium in downtown Duluth.
www.ladyocalat.com
www.ladyoparanormal.com
Lady Ocalat is a Professional Astrologist,
Reiki Master, Minister, and Tarot Reader.
She can be reached at 218-722-2240,
or at Lady Ocalat’s Emporium in downtown Duluth.
www.ladyocalat.com
Till we meet again…
Lady Ocalat is a Professional Astrologist,
Reiki Master, Minister, and Tarot Reader.
She can be reached at 218-722-2240,
or at Lady Ocalat’s Emporium in downtown Duluth.
www.ladyocalat.com
Till we meet again…
Lady Ocalat is a Professional Astrologist,
Reiki Master, Minister, and Tarot Reader.
She can be reached at 218-722-2240,
or at Lady Ocalat’s Emporium in downtown Duluth.
www.ladyocalat.com
As I always say: keep your words in good order and keep your thoughts in good order. Live to Learn, Learn to Love, and Love to Live!
Till we meet again…
Lady Ocalat's Paranormal team: L.O.P.I.
Keep your words in good order and keep your thoughts in good order.
Live to Learn, Learn to Love, and love to Live!
Lady Ocalat is a practicing Third Degree High Priestess of the Craft, a clairvoyant, and psychic empath, Liensed Minister, Reiki Master,Professional Astrologist,Tarot instructor, Witchcraft Teacher, Trained Exorcist, and Team Leader of L.O.P.I. Lady Ocalat's Paranormal Investigations.
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